Tues Ten 031009: Yummy Snacks

In honor of my perpetually hungry twitter followee, Chris Blake, I give you…

Ten deliciously yummy, grammar school inspired, of absolutely no nutritional value snacks–if you don’t count milk chocolate as a source of calcium, peanut butter as a source of protein and vegetable oil as a source of, well, vegetables.

1. Ding Dongs (in the foil wrappers, of course)
2. Snickers
3. Jelly Bellies
4. Blow-pops
5. Girl Scout cookies — Peanut Butter Patties, my fave
6. Sugar Daddies, and Babies — good at any age
7. Gummy Bears, and worms
8. Moon pies — ’cause I’m a Southern girl
9. Laffy Taffy — I only buy it for the jokes
10. Lest we forget, Doritoes!

Chase one or all with a swig of Nu-Grape and you’re set!
Just in time for lunch.  How ’bout that!